Joke Tapes & CD's

Author: W. Bruce Cameron / Reader: John RitterTakes us shriek by shriek through the minefield of raising teenage girls, including braces (the most expensive metal on the planet), the telephone (seemingly wired to her nervous system), and, of course, dating (a father's worst nightmare). The ABC sitcom stars John Ritter. "Ritter is a pro who can deliver a punch line with aplomb... his delivery is energetic, bouncy, and perfect for this delightful little foray into the parenthood jungle."—Audiobookstoday.com

Host: Garrison Keillor / Performers: Garrison Keillor, Calvin Trillin, Monteria Ivey, Phil Cunningham, Sue Scott, Tim Russell, and Tom KeithWhen you think about it, dyslexics have more nuf. Where do otters come from? Otter space. Had enough? Of course not. This rib-tickling audio contains all of the jokes from A Prairie Home Companion's shows from April 1, 2000 and April6, 2001. Puns, sports jokes, practical jokes, one-liners – they're all here. They've all been audience-tested and certified Pretty Good.

Author: Wendy Northcutt / Reader: Jason HarrisFrom the absent-minded terrorist who opens the bomb returned to him for insufficient postage to the man who checks the contents of a gas can using a cigarette lighter (true!), join the commemoration of the people who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Laugh (or cry) and shake your head! "Harris does an excellent job of reading... they sound like standup comedy: yarn after yarn of [genuinely] astounding stupidity."—Publishers Weekly

Author/Reader: David Sedaris Audie Award finalist. He's been delighting National Public Radio audiences for years. The New Yorker calls him one of the funniest writers in America. Now you can enjoy four of his comic collections in one hilarious set: Barrel Fever, Holidays on Ice, Naked, and Me Talk Pretty One Day. "[He] has made me laugh out loud with his bizarre take on human interaction."—The Los Angeles Times

Author/Reader: John R. Erickson When Hank gets fed up with Pete the Barncat's sneaky tricks, he challenges him to a round of the dreaded Deadly Ha-Ha Game. Winning demands steely determination, and Hank knows that he's got what it takes. But then the evil coyote brothersRip and Snort decide to play, too – and this means the stakes have been raised. Now there's real trouble!

Author: P.G. Wodehouse / Reader: Jonathan CecilIn this classic farce, Bertie's snarls multiply, surrounding him with disaster. Now that he's engaged to Lady Florence Craye, her enraged former admirer threatens him – and another admirer wants to borrow a thousand pounds. Bertie needs help! But he's incurred the disapproval of Jeeves by growing a moustache. "Cecil takes his place among the finest of Wodehouse interpreters... every character has a distinct voice, and all are genuine. Hilarious."—AudioFile

Performer: George Carlin He's always been funny, always danced on the edge of edgy humor. Delight in George Carlin's earliest recording, made even before he developed the Hippy Dippy Weatherman, before Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television. Includes Mother's Club, Capt. Jack & Jolly George, War Pictures, The Cool World, Person to Person, and The Sickest. We recommend this audio for adults only.

Authors: Tom Shales and James Andrew Miller / Readers: Ron McLarty, Eric Conger, and othersListen to the creative frenzies and clashing egos that made Saturday Night Live the longest-running comedy show ever. Hear about the insanity involved in producing the show that made it cool to watch TV and changed America forever. "The juiciest treasure trove of backstage gossip, sex, and drugs since The Andy Warhol Diaries... scandals, infighting and plenty of showbiz dirt."—Publishers Weekly

Author/Reader: George Carlin This cantankerous, the multi-Grammy award-winning comedian spouts off on everything from British royalty to American politics. With his manic mind in high gear, he rants against anyone who tells him to have a nice day and skewers the euphemism epidemic. Often raunchy and always riotous, he dares to say what the rest of us hesitate even to think. "[He] is at his impertinent best... humorous and endearing."—Booklist

Author: Patrick McManus / Reader: George S. IrvingOutdoor humorist Patrick McManus has a lot of funny things to say about worms, garage sales, boating fanatics – and bears and Goombah – in this collection of seven stories. "A pleasant, quirky prose style."—Publishers Weekly

Author: P.G. Wodehouse / Reader: Jonathan CecilWhen Tubby tells his fiancée that her hat makes her look like a Pekingese, she calls off their engagement. But love is in the air for Gussie Fink-Nottle. He abandons his beloved newts to court the new object of his affections, Madeline Bassett. And when things go astray, Jeeves is on hand to save the day.

Author/Reader: Eve Ensler It's the ultimate forbidden zone! This Obie Award-winning masterpiece is a poignant and hilarious tour of the last frontier. Hailed as the bible for a new generation of women, it celebrates female sexuality in all its complexity and mystery. No one who hears it will ever look at a woman's body, or think of sex, in quite the same way again. "Spellbinding, funny, and almost unbearably moving."—Variety

Pull My Finger is the only flatulently funny collection of authentic fart sounds available on CD. All farts collected from actual gaseous emissions. No fake or synthesized sounds were used in this disgusting 30-minute compilation you can play on your home stereo. Use the Fart CD to thrill and gross-out your friends. Give the CD a spin for some really hilarious party games -- instructions included. Use the special Answering Machine Message on your answering machine -- or create your own. Sing along with three musical "cuts." Music to pass gas by!

Pull My Finger is the only flatulently funny collection of authentic fart sounds available on CD. All farts collected from actual gaseous emissions. No fake or synthesized sounds were used in this disgusting 30-minute compilation you can play on your home stereo. Use the Fart CD to thrill and gross-out your friends. Give the CD a spin for some really hilarious party games -- instructions included. Use the special Answering Machine Message on your answering machine -- or create your own. Sing along with three musical "cuts." Music to pass gas by!

Pull My Finger is the only flatulently funny collection of authentic fart sounds available on CD. All farts collected from actual gaseous emissions. No fake or synthesized sounds were used in this disgusting 30-minute compilation you can play on your home stereo. Use the Fart CD to thrill and gross-out your friends. Give the CD a spin for some really hilarious party games -- instructions included. Use the special Answering Machine Message on your answering machine -- or create your own. Sing along with three musical "cuts." Music to pass gas by!

We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!

We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!

We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!

We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!

We know how everybody despises telemarketers. They are always calling you at the worst time, bothering you with products that you could care less about. You think to yourself, "When is this going to end?, When are they going to stop calling me?" Comedian Jim Florentine figured if they are going to bother him all the time, he might as well bother them back! So he started taping his phone conversations with them. From pretending to take a dump, to chewing in their ear, to getting robbed in the middle of a conversation, to just plain acting like a retard! As heard on the Howard Stern show Terrorizing Telemarketers CD 1 & 2 will have you and your friends begging for more!!!