Oh man we thought we had problems with cockroaches here at WonderfullyWacky.com. But at our company picnic we discovered another problem. Thanks to our wonderful photographer we found ants in all of our Picnic food. Now Baron Bob's wife is complaining about the infestation of Ants.
MMMM Donuts!!! That's what the ladies say when they smell Bob's new Donut Cologne. All the ladies just want to eat Bob up when he is wearing his Donut Cologne. HEY LADIES: If your husband loves to eat donuts try putting some of this on, then see how he notices you.
Are your priorities firmly in order? If not let the Dog Buddha enlighten you on his priorities (food, naps, and affection) which have kept him in spiritual harmony for hundreds of years. This Dog Buddha is 5 1/4" tall and weighs 1.6 lbs with a felt covered bottom.
What's the one thing that everyone woman dreams of receiving from her man? A Colossal Diamond Ring of course! Propose to the woman of your dreams with this Colossal Diamond Ring and your guaranteed to get a "YES". The Colossal Diamond Ring is 2.25" in diameter and is perched on a metal-colored band big enough to be a bracelet for that special lady in your life (approximately 3" wide).
In the search for spiritual enlightenment? This 5 1/4" tall stone-colored, plastic, resin Cat Buddha head marks the highest levels of Buddhist enlightenment. Can be paired for bookends, has a felt covered bottom and weighs 1.6 lbs. Some people love cats, others worship them. Cats aren't lazy, they're just thinking. Respect the cat and pick up a Cat Buddha today.
This lolly has the sweet taste of Creme de Menthe with a real cricket in the center. The cricket has been said to taste like an almond, however be careful of the antennas they can cause severe tickling of the tongue.
When sucking on this lolly you'll experience a most tasty flavor of cinnamon, however when your tongue unexpectedly lashes into the embedded chile seeds and pepper...It's time to pray your tastebuds aren't singed for life!!!
The perfect party gift!!! Forget the bottle, give these Tequila flavored (non-alcoholic) lollypops each with a real worm and party hearty.
Go ahead? we dare you? Pull it! This 7" seated plush character shakes and makes a farting sound and then tosses off one of 10 hilarious random remarks!!!
These 100% cotton, size 98-100 underpants stretch the definition of briefs. Each high-quality undergarment has a convenient double flap in the front and a sturdy elastic band to fit around the waist for maximum comfort. They come in the traditional white only and will shrink a bit after washing.
Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he'll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2" long by 5" tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes.
Candoms are the roll-on can coolers shaped like giant condoms! Candoms make great gag gifts and conversation pieces as well as keeping your drinks cold and your hands dry.
The life-sized rubber rat is all you need to scare the living daylights out of your family and friends. Its textured body, glowing red eyes and fast movement all add effect to this nasty little rodent. Powered by 3 AA and 1 9v battery, the rat is controlled by a small radio controller. With the flick of a switch you can move your rat left, right forwards or backwards. With a range of up to 50 feet, you can watch at a safe distance as the rat scuttles and spins around. He has been designed with an evil looking face, snarling teeth and beady eyes that glow red when he moves. Enjoy hours of fun patrolling your house or office, terrorizing anything that comes in its way!!
The Woopie Cushion is for whimps!! The Bog Monster is masterful and is the ultimate gag!! Not to sound commercialized, however the shrieks from the unexpected is priceless!!!! WARNING: The Bog Monster should not be used on the elderly or those of a weak disposition!!! Easily attaches to the inside of your toilet!!! measures approx. 18" x 7 1/2"
No one knows what possessed Goldie to make that daring leap from the bowl, but there she is, flopping around on the hardwood floor. Wind up this 4-1/2" long plastic golfish with the removable metal key and it will flop and flounder just like a real fish out of water. It's not only a funny toy, but a touching metaphor for feeling like you don't belong. Perfect for teasing your cat or disturbing your squeamish friends. Comes on an illustrated clamshell blistercard.
Place the Digger Farting Dog on your rug, garden or lawn (when dry). Digger will startle unexpected friends or keep intruders away when his motion activation is triggered, resulting in barking, kicking his back leg and wagging his tail. Then the unexpected happens, his tail lifts up and out comes a big long fart!! As the fart dissipates the tail lowers back down!!! Height approx 12", Takes 4 AA size batteries.
Meet the Little Whizzer. No he can't fix your computer or get an A on his report card. What he can do is serve you up your favorite beverage in a most fun way. Imagine your friends faces as their glass are filled with the Little Whizzer!! Operation of this very unusual liquor dispenser is as simple as slugging down a shot. Fill the diamond cut glass bottle at the base. And then simply push the button and Wa-La!! Requires 2 AA batteries, glass, mouth, throat, stomach...you get the point
Place these little rubber, realistic, small deluxe cockroach buggers anywhere that people will see them and prepare yourself to take one of America's funniest photographs.
Beer Belt
Hold a six-pack without your hands! Our fully adjustable beer belt allows for hands free convenience while keeping your precious beer at no further than an arm?s length. Accommodates both cans and bottles
Lightning Reaction Shock Game
Get ready for a game like no other!! If you lose there is shocking consequences. REALLY!! Here's the game plan. Start by removing a futuristic joy stick from the base. Hit the center dome and a red light will start flashing, suspenseful music will be playing and then get ready to be a Quick Draw Mcgraw. Why? When the dome turns green you need to press your joy sticks red button. The last player to do so will get SHOCKED!! However careful of premature pressing by doing so before the dome changes from red to green means you lose and get SHOCKED!! The game experience is one that is down right nerve racking and may I say electrifying!!
Smoking Donkey
