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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? One goes WHACK "damn!" the other goes "damn!" WHACK. How did the golfer break his leg? He fell off the ball washer. Two men are playing golf when a hearse drives by. The man teeing off stops and takes his hat off out of respect. The other golfer says, "come on whats the big deal?" The first golfer replies "it's my wife's funeral." Four on the golf course bragging about their sons. The first man says, "My son is so successful he owns his own construction company and gave his friend a house."     The second man then says, "My son is so successful that he owns his own car dealership and even gave his buddy two cadillacs."     The third man says, "My son is so successful, he's a stockbroker and gave one of his friends a $100,000 portfolio." After this the fourth man walks up to them after hitting his ball.     They ask the fourth man what his son does and he replies, "well my son is gay, I'm not to happy with it, but I guess he's really good at it. The last three guys he was with gave him a house, two cadillacs, and 100,000 dollars in stocks" What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot. A man will take twenty minutes to look for a golf ball.