|
First Name: marianne
joke: what do you call an inbred? maryjo cussin (married yo cousin for thise of stupid people)
First Name: DEN
Joke: Two hillbilly guys are walking down the street when one hillybilly looks over and sees a large dog in a front yard hunched over tenaciously licking himself, the hillybilly then says" gee I sure wish I could do that!" the other hillbilly replies" well, maybe he'll let ya, if ya pet him first!".
First Name: DEN
Joke: This hillbilly guy is hunched over and doing his sister when he says" hey Sis, guess what ?, she says " what ?, he says "ya do it as good as mom does!" she says" really?, thats the same thing Dad said!"
First Name: Billy Bob Jr
Joke:What does a Redneck divorce and a tornado have in common, No matter what somebody's losing trailer
First Name: Billy Bob Jr
Joke: Why did the lazy Redneck go to his family reunion, He was looking for a wife.
First Name: Billy Bob Jr
Joke: Why did the Redneck spend four hours walking around in his feild, He was trying to get a signal on his turned off cell phone
First Name: Billy Bob Jr
Joke:" If you work out side with your shirt off and so does your husband, You might be a Redneck" Jeff Foxworthy.
First Name: WENIS
joke: How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw
First Name: Blue
joke: How can you tell if you're at a redneck wedding? The bridesmaids are strippers, the best man gave the bride a spittoon as a wedding gift, the groom is wearing his finest wrestling shirt, and the bride's father is getting pit stains from holding the shotgun to the groom's head for so long.
First Name: Tumbleweed Smith
joke: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
First Name: Cooter
joke: Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps? He blew a hole in the toilet.
First Name: Rusty
joke: How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Because it's not called a teethbrush.
First Name: Nancy Jim
joke: Why didn't the redneck mow his lawn? Because his car wouldn't start.
First Name: Nancy Jim
joke: Why didn't the redneck catch any fish? Because his gun jammed.
First Name: Rut
joke: How come it was so easy for the redneck couple to move in together? Because they both lived with their parents
|
