Joke: In a hospital waiting room a guy is anxiously waiting for his wife to have their first baby, after 2 hours, a nurse comes bouncing though the labor room doors with a little baby cradled in her arms and asks for Mr. Johnson, the guy proudly announces " that would be me!" he jumps out of his chair and runs over to her and says " is that my baby?", the nurse replies "why yes!" she starts to hand him the baby, and instead, grabs it by the feet, swings it over her head, and slams it into the tile wall and it's brains and guts splatter everywhere; the guy then says "Jesus Christ, what in the hell did you do to my baby ? !!!!" she replies, "April Fools!, it's already been dead for an hour."
First name: Denmark Rules!!!!
joke: Why does Michael Jackson like twentyeight year olds? Cuz theres twenty of them.
First name: Ihley
joke: What the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes? Princess Diana wouldnt be caught dead in a Volvo
First name: katy
joke: how do you torcher a blind person? give them a cheese grater and tell them to read it
First name: Tony
joke: How many babies does it take to paint a room? It Depends on how hard you throw them.
First name: Devil
joke: what is the difference between micheal jackson and neil armstrong? one was the first man to land on the moon and the other fucks little boys in the ass
First name: Roy
your joke: Two brothers are opening presents at Christmas. The younger brother has 20 presents and the older one only has one. The younger brother says to the older one, "Haha, I have 20 presents you only have one!" The older brother replies "Haha, you have cancer."
First name: heimen
joke: Why did hitler really kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
First name: vincent vega
joke: whats black and blue and hates having sex? the four year old girl in my trunk
First name: M & G
joke: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of the pool? - A baby with slashed floaties
