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First name: Ethan     joke: Whats the difference between yo momma and a 747 (airplane)? Not everybodys been in a 747 First name: Raymanuel     joke: Yo mamma breath smells so bad when she burps her teeth have to duck. First name: Raymanuel     joke: Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money. First name: jason     joke: ya moma so old she farts dust First name: Derrick Cantrell     joke: Your mama so old when moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing. First name: scott     joke: your mama is like a door knob. everybody gets a turn     Yo mama is so stupid, while going to Disneyland, It said "Disneyland left <--" so she went home     Yo Mamma is so fat, she jumped on a pogo stick and went straight to china.     Yo mamma is so fat she has more chins than a chineese phonebook     yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started to sing "we are family" First name: jay     joke: your mama is so fat that if she wears corduroys she smooths out the wrinkles First name: jay     joke: your mamas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she sees people waving! First name: Jannelle     joke: yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry First name: Francine     joke: Yo mama so fat that she had to give directions when she had sex!!!     joke: yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said no livestock please First name: Eric     joke: Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end Yo Mama so nasty, I went over her house and asked her what was for dinner she opened her legs and said "Crabs" Yo mama so poor, I went over her house and asked her what's for dinner she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot pockets" Yo mama so dumb, I went over her house and asked her what's for dinner she Ripped her pants off, leaned them on the side and said "Lean Pockets" Yo mama so fat, she said she can eat a Whale...Believe me, she wasn't lying. Yo mama so stupid, she said "What's that?" I said "Acorn" She said "What happened to B-corn and C-corn?" Yo mama so ugly, She almost got the part for the beast in Beauty and the beast Both yo mama and daddy so dumb, they had Phone sex in the same house. Yo mama so stupid, she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi-pads had wings Yo mama so poor, I stepped on a lit Ciggarete and she said Who turned off the heat? Yo mama so poor , I killed a fire fly and she said hey, who turned off the light? Yo mama so poor, Robbers break into her house and leave her money Yo mama so old, she owes fred flintstone a food stamp Yo mama so dumb, I had a timberland shirt on and she said "...where's Timbaland??? First name: Danny     joke: Yo mama is so fat she was Miss Arizona - class battleship First name: Chris     joke: Yo mama is so fat when she stepped off I ran out of gas swerving around her.         Yo mama is so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the serveillance cameras         Yo moma so ugly she made an onion cry         Yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.         Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "To Be Continued..."         Yo mama's so ugly her mom fed her with a sling shot