Gifts
You might be a gay man if...
Everyone calls you gay
You own a shoe rack
You own a vase
You know where your retainer is
You've complimented someone on their sweater vest
You're not a rock star yet your still in to wearing tight pants
Your first name sounds like a last name ei: carson daly
You know what a foyer is
You watch wrestling for the greased up men
Your comments about hot girls are followed by deep introspection
Your not a redneck yet you have a mustache
You dirty dishes are "yucky", but anal sex isn't
