Gifts
Pick Up Lines
from:big boy line: is ur dad a baker? cuz u got BUNS
Were your parents retarded? Cause bitch you are special.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I'm going home to mastuarbate, can I have a name to go with the face?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what i want for Christmas?
*look at crotch* Well it's not gonna suck itself
You're not that fat.
I have a magic watch that says you're not wearing any underwear. You are? It must be an hour fast
Do you have overdue library books? Cause you got the word "fine" written all over you.
I may not be the most attractive guy here, but i am the only one talking to you.
