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"I Knew it. Born in a hotel room, and God-damn-it, died in a hotel room."
  - Eugene O'Neill

"Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?"
  - Socrates

"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries" - James French (Executed in the electric chair)

"Who is it?"
  - Billy the Kid

"how were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?"
  - P.T. Barnum

"Why do you weep? Did you think i was immortal?
  - Louis XIV