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"It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling" - Mark Twain

"Golf is a good walk spoiled" - Mark Twain

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a very small hole with weapons singularly ill designed for the porpose." - Winston Churchill

"The only reason I ever played in the first place was so i could afford to hunt and fish" - Sam Snead

"The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise" - Tommy Bolt

"fairways should be made more narrow. then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me." - Seve Ballesteros